{"product_id":"aged-to-pawfection-t-shirt","title":"Aged to Pawfection T-shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-theme-font: major-fareast;\"\u003eThe Zoopal Tees Signature Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body\"\u003eYour pet is the main character. 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